Third Trimester!

One of the girls on my message boards posted this and it's so very true! I can't stop laughing.

You know you are in your 3rd trimester when:
1. You used to think DH took a while to "read the paper" in the bathroom... now you could finish a whole novel waiting for something to happen in there.

2. Putting your pants on in the morning no longer consists of a simple knee up, but rather, some sort of ballet like moves and bends to get your leg in there.

3. Your daily errands are scheduled around where you can take bathroom breaks.

4. Your dreams are starting to resemble something out of a stephen king movie... meets charlie and the chocolate factory.

5. $1 cone night at baskin robbins has you more excited than a virgin on prom night.

6. Picking things up with your feet is your new go to move.

7. The best sex you've ever had was....... wait a minute... sex......... what's that???

8. No matter when or what you eat, you feel like your roasting a pig over an open flame in your esophagus.

9. You're breathing like a contestant on The Biggest Loser.... but all you're doing is sitting on the couch.

10. DH has got his sweatshirt on and his nose running, while you're running around the house screaming "did you turn down the f---ing AC again?!"

11. Your neighbor says"good morning" and you think "the nerve of that b*tch..."

12. It takes a crew of 7 men and a crane to help you turn over to your other side when you're trying to sleep at night.

13. You absolutely CANNOT forget to do ___________ today.... Wait, what was I jsut saying? Ah well nevermind.

14. You fantasize about skinny jeans and high heels.

15. The people at (insert delicious eatery here) know you by name and have your order waiting for your arrival.

and......

16. You can hardly contain yourself through these last crazy weeks because.... your LO is almost here!!!!!!!!!!